ROBIN: Holy King Oscar fish balls, Batman! That shark is swimming right for us!

BATMAN: I can see that. Looks to be a Great White, but I’ve never seen one that big before.

ROBIN: I’m sayin’ tho! That mama could swallow the both of us up, right past all those rows of teeth and everything!

BATMAN: Worry not, chum. I’ve got just the thing for a situation like this, right here in my utility belt.

Batman pulls out a canister and sprays it right into the face of the huge sea creature, who immediately shakes it off, opens its mouth wide, and swallows the Dynamic Duo right up.

Robin lights his Bat-Flashlight.

ROBIN: Yep. Swallowed us right up. Guess all we can do now is wait to be digested.

BATMAN: I don’t understand. The Bat-Shark Repellant should have sent it scurrying away.

Batman picks up the empty canister and reads the label.

BATMAN: Oh, you gotta be kidding me right now. Damn that Alfred. This isn’t Bat-Shark Repellant, it’s Bat Shark Repellant!

ROBIN: They’re not the same thing?

BATMAN: No. This stuff only repels bat sharks.

ROBIN: I didn’t even know there was such a thing as bat sharks.

BATMAN: There isn’t.

ROBIN: Then, why is there bat shark repellant?

BATMAN: I guess someone saw a market for something that’s completely worthless, and were able to convince enough of the public to buy it. Something like that, probably.

ROBIN: Okay…Why do you have bat shark repellant?

Batman poses for that “Batman pondering” meme.

BATMAN: Chum, you may have presented me with a query more unsolvable than any the Riddler ever threw at us. I think I’m just gonna sit and wait to be digested.