This movie is Texas AF. Not that that’s a bad thing. It’s about southern belles named Willowdean, Teen Bluebonnet beauty pageants, and Dolly Parton (I associate Dolly…… Read more “Dumplin’: Fridays don’t deserve all the attention.”
Bird Box: Or, The Happening 2:The Happeninging.
We see you, Netflix. Trying to up your original movie game by getting the top Hollywood stars to be in your films. Now, if you could just…… Read more “Bird Box: Or, The Happening 2:The Happeninging.”
Sorry To Bother You: You’re gonna be bothered.
I like all kinds of movies. I even like some popular, mainstream, formulaic “Hollywood” films. I like bad movies, even if they don’t quite reach that “so…… Read more “Sorry To Bother You: You’re gonna be bothered.”
The Shape of Water: Glub, glub, ‘n stuff.
When I decide to watch a movie, I don’t usually seek it out according to box office success, or critical acclaim. I just look at it, and…… Read more “The Shape of Water: Glub, glub, ‘n stuff.”
My Tropical Sweet Tooth.
All my life, I’ve been something of a candy aficionado. A connoisseur, a junk food junkie, if you will. I recently came across a Facebook post where…… Read more “My Tropical Sweet Tooth.”
Comic Books: That mid-80s “Baxter” B.S.
I was a teenage boy during a majority of the 1980s, and, outside of a few incidents I’m reluctant to get into here, they were the best…… Read more “Comic Books: That mid-80s “Baxter” B.S.”
34 States of “Oh Thank Heaven,” 14 States of Hell.
You know how there are all these certainties in life? Death, taxes, Kardashians… crap like that? Well, sometimes, there are things that you think are the same…… Read more “34 States of “Oh Thank Heaven,” 14 States of Hell.”
“Christopher Robin, why do I have not any pants?”
With the new Christopher Robin movie about to come out, I’m reminded of just how much Winnie The Pooh and all his woodland friends have been a…… Read more ““Christopher Robin, why do I have not any pants?””
I, Tonya: Serious Mama Drama.
On the whole, I try my best to stay away from drama movies. The reason? Simple. I feel like my day-to-day life contains way more drama than…… Read more “I, Tonya: Serious Mama Drama.”
Lady Bird: Sacramento Doesn’t Suck.
Never mind what Joan Didion or “Lady Bird” thinks. I’ve been to Sacramento. I’ve grown up in some crap-ass places, and Sacramento doesn’t even come close. Lady…… Read more “Lady Bird: Sacramento Doesn’t Suck.”
