Oh, Stanley Tucci. You’re a respectable actor, man. Who in Hollywood has got illicit photos of you? And if so, being seen in those can’t possibly be…… Read more “The Silence: It’s not golden.”
Category: Movies
Juanita: No one’s perfect, but no one wants to be alone.
When all you’ve known is Columbus, Ohio, the Rocky Mountains is enough to give anyone a panic attack. Our heroine Juanita treats the terminally ill during the…… Read more “Juanita: No one’s perfect, but no one wants to be alone.”
Unpopular Opinion?: Like the art, dislike the artist.
I think the problem arises when we want our celebrity idols to be more than human; to be better than human, because humans are, well, they’re not…… Read more “Unpopular Opinion?: Like the art, dislike the artist.”
Dumplin’: Fridays don’t deserve all the attention.
This movie is Texas AF. Not that that’s a bad thing. It’s about southern belles named Willowdean, Teen Bluebonnet beauty pageants, and Dolly Parton (I associate Dolly…… Read more “Dumplin’: Fridays don’t deserve all the attention.”
Bird Box: Or, The Happening 2:The Happeninging.
We see you, Netflix. Trying to up your original movie game by getting the top Hollywood stars to be in your films. Now, if you could just…… Read more “Bird Box: Or, The Happening 2:The Happeninging.”
Sorry To Bother You: You’re gonna be bothered.
I like all kinds of movies. I even like some popular, mainstream, formulaic “Hollywood” films. I like bad movies, even if they don’t quite reach that “so…… Read more “Sorry To Bother You: You’re gonna be bothered.”
The Shape of Water: Glub, glub, ‘n stuff.
When I decide to watch a movie, I don’t usually seek it out according to box office success, or critical acclaim. I just look at it, and…… Read more “The Shape of Water: Glub, glub, ‘n stuff.”
