When all you’ve known is Columbus, Ohio, the Rocky Mountains is enough to give anyone a panic attack. Our heroine Juanita treats the terminally ill during the…… Read more “Juanita: No one’s perfect, but no one wants to be alone.”
Category: Movies
Unpopular Opinion?: Like the art, dislike the artist.
I think the problem arises when we want our celebrity idols to be more than human; to be better than human, because humans are, well, they’re not…… Read more “Unpopular Opinion?: Like the art, dislike the artist.”
Dumplin’: Fridays don’t deserve all the attention.
This movie is Texas AF. Not that that’s a bad thing. It’s about southern belles named Willowdean, Teen Bluebonnet beauty pageants, and Dolly Parton (I associate Dolly…… Read more “Dumplin’: Fridays don’t deserve all the attention.”
Bird Box: Or, The Happening 2:The Happeninging.
We see you, Netflix. Trying to up your original movie game by getting the top Hollywood stars to be in your films. Now, if you could just…… Read more “Bird Box: Or, The Happening 2:The Happeninging.”
Sorry To Bother You: You’re gonna be bothered.
I like all kinds of movies. I even like some popular, mainstream, formulaic “Hollywood” films. I like bad movies, even if they don’t quite reach that “so…… Read more “Sorry To Bother You: You’re gonna be bothered.”
The Shape of Water: Glub, glub, ‘n stuff.
When I decide to watch a movie, I don’t usually seek it out according to box office success, or critical acclaim. I just look at it, and…… Read more “The Shape of Water: Glub, glub, ‘n stuff.”
“Christopher Robin, why do I have not any pants?”
With the new Christopher Robin movie about to come out, I’m reminded of just how much Winnie The Pooh and all his woodland friends have been a…… Read more ““Christopher Robin, why do I have not any pants?””
I, Tonya: Serious Mama Drama.
On the whole, I try my best to stay away from drama movies. The reason? Simple. I feel like my day-to-day life contains way more drama than…… Read more “I, Tonya: Serious Mama Drama.”
Lady Bird: Sacramento Doesn’t Suck.
Never mind what Joan Didion or “Lady Bird” thinks. I’ve been to Sacramento. I’ve grown up in some crap-ass places, and Sacramento doesn’t even come close. Lady…… Read more “Lady Bird: Sacramento Doesn’t Suck.”
Girls Be Trippin’…
…and sometimes, they actually be trippin’, as in, taking trips to vacation destinations. Such is the case with the fun-seeking foursome in last year’s comedy hit, Girls…… Read more “Girls Be Trippin’…”
