Get to know your boy, Jeff!

As I find myself firmly ensconced in middle age, I’ve come to accept certain truths:

While my life didn’t turn out quite like I expected, it still turned out pretty good. Also, it ain’t over yet.

Just because something is modern, doesn’t mean it’s good.

I’ll always look upset or unapproachable, even though I’m just standing there, being shy.

And most of all…

Bitches is crazy.


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